Book News: 99 Reasons Why

And finally I can tell you… I’ve written an ebook with 11 different endings:

99 chapters. 11 different endings.

A unique ebook project from the author of Like Bees to Honey.

Twenty-two year old, eBay-obsessed Kate has no need to venture outside. Instead she has an important job working for her Uncle Phil. She spies on The Kevin Keegan Day Nursery across the road from her bedroom window, keeping notes on the comings and goings and reporting them all back to her uncle.

That’s why Kate’s watching Andy Douglas, the young man with a spider’s web tattoo that covers his bald head. As Kate observes him dropping off his little girl at the nursery each morning, her hatred for him escalates. And it’s not long before Kate asks her mum to steal Andy Douglas’ little girl for her. Plans are made.

But then, quite unexpectedly, Kate flashes her breasts out her bedroom window at Andy. And that’s why it soon becomes certain that nothing will ever be the same again…

99 Reasons Why is a unique read. There is no one ending to Kate’s story, instead there are eleven alternatives. Each is different, and each exposes a little more of Kate’s utterly wonky world.

More SOON…

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  • Posted September 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    Wooooohoohooooo – cannot, cannot wait. Very good, very exciting things!!!
    You rock Missus
    (don’t you ever go forgetting that)
    m xxx

  • Posted September 17, 2011 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    Must have!
    How soon is soon?

  • Posted September 17, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Permalink

    Sounds simply fabulous!

  • Posted September 18, 2011 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    LOVE! Great concept. I can’t wait!

  • Posted September 18, 2011 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    Seriously can’t WAIT for this book to come out! I need my Caroline fix! Woohoo! 11 different endings? Seriously can’t wait to see how that plays out. You’re awesome! xox J

    • Posted September 19, 2011 at 7:15 am | Permalink

      It’s set in the same area as ‘In Search of Adam’, in fact the other estate, the one over the Coast Road. So a few clues and nods back to characters who were in there. Hope you like it! x

  • Posted September 19, 2011 at 8:29 am | Permalink

    Sounds brilliant. Consider me intrigued enough to purchase.

  • Posted September 19, 2011 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    Sounds great. And very original. Can’t wait either!

  • Posted September 20, 2011 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    *wants it now*


  • Mark
    Posted September 21, 2011 at 7:48 pm | Permalink


    11 different endings? I’m imagining my old adventure novels, with chapters ending in ‘if this, go to page x. If this, go to page y’. An ebook with links would certainly add a dimensionality and sense of immersion.

    • Posted September 22, 2011 at 11:56 am | Permalink

      Almost, but not quite… hopefully! Ooooh… am I building intrigue? ;) x

      • Mark
        Posted September 22, 2011 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

        Yes! Yes you are. I’m very curious as to why 1) her mum agrees to steal the baby; 2) she flashes her breasts. I want this, NOW. :D

  • Posted September 21, 2011 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    Sounds fantastic!

  • Posted September 21, 2011 at 8:52 pm | Permalink


    You write it and I’ll convert it to eBook… we’ll get Caroline to act as editor and write a nice blurb…



  • Posted September 21, 2011 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    Can’t wait to read this, you clever bugger.

  • Darren Craske
    Posted September 22, 2011 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    Caroline, a lot of people (including and especially me) have been anxiously waiting for what you’re going to pull out of the bag, and it sounds like another gem. Personally, I’m a massive supporter of women flashing their breasts at strangers. I remember every time that it’s happened to me in great detail and can readily recall the weather that day, what I was wearing, and who I was with. It’s a gift.

    • Posted September 22, 2011 at 11:57 am | Permalink

      We both know you’re my biggest fan (and no, I don’t mean you’re a fatty!). I flash often, it’s a fact x

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