Crap MPs – Bendor Grosvenor & Geoffrey Hicks

by Caroline Smailes on November 16, 2009

Crap MPs(Note to reader: I’ve got 3 COPIES of ‘Crap MPs’ by Bendor Grosvenor & Geoffrey Hicks to give away and all details can be found at the end of this post)

Let’s start with a little bit of a disclosure – I love books like ‘Crap MPs’. That’s not that I love books about MPs, instead I love these kinds of books. You know the sort -  they appear just before Christmas, are short, almost always well presented and more often than not downright funny. Shocking fillers, if you like. (I suppose it’s my guilty secret)

‘Crap MPs’ is just this sort of book and it does exactly what it says in the title. It is a book that ‘outs’ the forty worst Members of Parliament in British political history. This book is not about shaking the foundations of Parliament, instead it is a well researched, intelligent  and (frankly) a very funny little book.

The format sees a list of MPs, presented in descending order of crapness (yes I know that you will do exactly what I did and flip straight to the last entry to read who is number one). Each MP gets a glossy photo, a brief textual explanation of why they are considered to be crap and, interestingly, one or more fabulous icons indicating such things as ‘Dodgy Friends’, ‘Sex’, ‘Inappropriate Animal Behaviour’ and (my favourite) ‘Nutter’.

The joy of this small book comes from flitting through the entries, basking in the crapness of the politicians and chuckling at the incompetence that leads to each individual’s downfall. You get to read such gems as the MP who collected horses’ ears (cut from the still living horses!), the politician who simply couldn’t resist the temptation of pick pocketing his fellow members and the cross eyed MP who had difficulty catching the eye of the Speaker. My favourite entry is for George Galloway and simply reads ‘George Galloway is very litigious. But we still think he is a crap MP’.

In my absolutely honest opinion, ‘Crap MPs’ would be an ideal little stocking filler for any adult who has an interest in British current affairs. I (very much) enjoyed the read.

You can buy ‘Crap MPs’ here.

And, Mr Pack at The Friday Project has agreed that I can give away 3 COPIES of ‘Crap MPs’. All you have to do is leave a ‘please pick me’ comment by 3pm (GMT) November 20, then I’ll pop all names in a mug and ask a small child will select 3 winner. This competition is open to all.

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sassyele November 16, 2009 at 11:08 am

Oh please “pick me” this sounds so interesting! :-) x

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Elliott November 16, 2009 at 11:10 am

Caroline… P I C K M E!

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Caroline Smailes November 16, 2009 at 11:12 am

Yay! – quick off the mark – sassyele and Elliott, in you go x

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Josa November 16, 2009 at 11:16 am

Pick me please, dear Caroline!!! x

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Indreba November 16, 2009 at 11:19 am

Well that sounds like a really fun read Caroline! Please pick me :0) In days long gone by I worked at the House of Commons as an MP’s secretary in between acting jobs and it was an eye opener.. I’d love to see if anyone I got to know is in there ;0)

And no, I’m keeping schtum..

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Roz November 16, 2009 at 11:19 am

Please pick me.

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Susan Nisar November 16, 2009 at 11:20 am

‘Pick Me’

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Dawn Walsh November 16, 2009 at 11:21 am

pick me please…

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Indreba November 16, 2009 at 11:23 am

My above post was supposed to end with a big GRIN but it got left off by the system when it appeared, for some peculiar reason! HERE IT IS SMILES IN LIFE MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE :0)
:0) :0) X

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Tricia November 16, 2009 at 11:24 am

Ooooo please pick me

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Caroline Smailes November 16, 2009 at 11:28 am

Josa, Indreba, Roz, Susan Nisar, Dawn Walsh, Tricia – into the mug you go x

Indreba – thank you for the smile :) x

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Catharine November 16, 2009 at 11:42 am

Please pick me! It sounds just the sort of book I would love!

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Mar Dixon November 16, 2009 at 11:47 am

Please please please pick me :-) With a cherry on top?

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Jane Willis November 16, 2009 at 11:53 am

Pick me please – althoughI’m finding it hard to understand how the writers managed to leave any of our current lot out of the book.

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Kat Dray November 16, 2009 at 11:55 am

Oh, oh, oh *waves hand in air*. Pick me! Pick me! :-) Sounds like a great read. Thanks!

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Emily Hutchinson November 16, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Pleeease pick me! Thanks :)

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Darren November 16, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Pick me!

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Caroline Smailes November 16, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Catharine, Mar Dixon, Jane Willis (oh there are recent ones in there!), Kat Dray,
Emily Hutchinson, Darren – in you all go x

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Carol November 16, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Oohhh me please!!! Chris would love that!!

C x

Ps. We’re thinking about coming up to Manchester at some point fairly soon to visit the Christmas market…if your around it would be lovely to see you :-)

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Dave Barker November 16, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Please pick me!

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David Baker November 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm

pick me – please…

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zehra mustafa November 16, 2009 at 2:04 pm

PICK ME! plllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee look I’m going mad now, see what you’ve done :)

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James November 16, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Pick me

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Rosie Scribble November 16, 2009 at 2:05 pm

PICK ME!!!

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stephanie ressort November 16, 2009 at 2:05 pm

please pick me, sounds gigglicious

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Ian Hazlehurst November 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm

‘Please Pick Me’ would make a perfect pressie for wife.

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Emma Main November 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Please pick me because I’m just surprised to hear there are enough crap MPs to fill a book! Had fingers crossed when I typed that! xx

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Caroline Smailes November 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Carol, Dave Barker and David Baker, zehra mustafa, James, Rosie Scribble, stephanie ressort, Ian Hazlehurst and. Emma Main – in you all go x

Carol – let me know when x

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Queenie November 16, 2009 at 3:16 pm

Please pick me, thank you

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Nik Perring November 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Pick me please! Sounds great.

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sarah broadhurst November 16, 2009 at 6:25 pm

please pick me
sounds a very interesting, ‘different’ book to try

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Hilary Weldon November 16, 2009 at 6:27 pm

sounds real interesting , would be lovely to win :)

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DJ MacDonald November 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Oh HELL YEAH if there is one thing DJ loves to blog about, it’s ‘Crap MPs’. This book would be my baby, I would love it, breast feed it, I would nurture it, impart its knowledge on my successors.

I want it, you want to give it to me – pick my nose …no wait, PICK ME!!!!

DJ LOVES you and there’s not a DAMN thing you can do about it!

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Caroline Smailes November 16, 2009 at 6:35 pm

Queenie, Nik Perring, sarah broadhurst, Hilary Weldon, DJ MacDonald – in you all go x

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Jamieson Wolf November 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm

This sounds like a lovely and funny book; would also be a good prezzie for the husband who loves all things British. Pick me please!

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Misssy M November 16, 2009 at 6:51 pm

Pick me, me, me!

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Tom Wilson November 16, 2009 at 8:23 pm

Pick me as I dont have a 2nd home and wont claim any expenses if I win

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Caroline Smailes November 16, 2009 at 8:40 pm

Jamieson Wolf, Misssy M, Tom Wilson – into the mug you go x

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Shullie November 17, 2009 at 9:38 am

*pick me please*….

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Beth November 17, 2009 at 10:55 am

And now I know what I’m giving my dad for his birthday! Thank goodness!

Please pick me. Or I’ll have to go out and buy a copy. Or four. (errrm……)
xx

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Saffie November 17, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Pick me! Thanks

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Caroline Smailes November 17, 2009 at 6:35 pm

Shullie, Beth, Saffie – into the mug you go x

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DJ Kirkby November 18, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Diva boy would love this so pick him please. x

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Russell Turner November 18, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Pick me please. Its the perfect Xmas present for my mate who’s a Tory PPC at the next election!

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Helen November 18, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Pick me! Love it!

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kim November 18, 2009 at 4:51 pm

pick me

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Drdonelittle November 18, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Showing quite a bit of leg here……Pick Me!
I’d take a bullet for you, no on the body ofcoarse, maybe on the thigh or ankle. No not ankle, thats my achilles heel, eh….Fleshy bit of the arm?

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Milly Johnson November 18, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Ooh please pick me!!

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Caroline Smailes November 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm

DJ Kirkby, Russell Turner, Helen, kim, Drdonelittle, Milly Johnson – in you all go, now do behave, play nice in my mug x

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Sandy November 18, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Is this where we say “Pick me please!”..ooh just said it Thanks for fab prize!!

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