A list of items that Oscar has chewed to destruction:
The toes of my favourite shoes (sob).
2 pink merit certificates (don’t tell Littlest!).
The legs of a wooden chair (!).
A shuttlecock (!).
The cat’s water bowl (poor Matilda!).
A slug (then been sick, then eaten his sick!)
The cord of the Guitar Hero guitar (gutted!).
And, finally, the ear and hand off Makka Pakka (as pictured after devastated Middlest tried to mend him).
We are all, especially Makka Pakka, hoping that the ‘chewing phase’ stops shortly.